Friday, September 26, 2008

Gimme Some FACE (and other news...)

Since I found My Space to be so totally immature for a woman in her (cough cough) 40's, I have been feeling at a loss. How will I distract myself from my job, how will I be able to peek into other people's lives, how will I let people peek into my life and lastly how can I be absolutely certain that I am doing better than some of my ex boyfriends...even if I do have to (cough cough) embellish a bit.

The answer came to me from "sometimes fellow blogger" and slightly distracted co-worker Alicia...FACEBOOK. Oh yes, my latest and greatest way to add another addiction to my already fun filled life. I sent Happy Hour requests, play Texas Hold Em with people from all over and send Peices of Flair that are just tooo cute for words. I let all of my friends know what I am doing every moment of my exciting day. I highly recommend it. I mean how else could I let people that I haven't spoken to in 15 years know that I am bored or tired today or that it's raining. They NEED to know these things dammit!!! And the pictures..oh the pictures...the hours I spend agonizing over a pictures of myself to PROVE to everyone that I am aging well from the shoulders up (cough cough), that I have a husband and 2 adorable children. I have something to prove, I have no torso below my waist, I have had sex at least twice and the guy in the picture is the one I had sex with. And friends...just dozens.....I ratchet them up daily. Do I speak to even half of them...nope...but dammit I have friends. 'Nuff said..

Next topic....Greys Anatomy. Because I am too dumb to DVR anything and it was competing against The Office, I fell behind last year. From what I figured out on last night's episode I didn't miss much. However, a new and very interesting element was added last night. Kevin McKidd from Rome (one of my favorite HBO shows) is slated to be Christina's new love interest. Talk about Sex on a Stick, this show is turning into porn for women. Thank you, thank you Grey's Anatomy. 2 requests though, stop Meridith from calling Christina "her person" (we get it) and just get rid of Katherine Heigl (she doesn't get it), just keep showing good looking people having sex and I will be alright with that.

Ok, next topic....Hot off the presses from Yahoo Sports. The Phillie Phanatic caused a bomb scare by blowing up hot dogs outside of the ballpark. Fantastic fantastic... just had to mention that news blurb.

And a new amendment to my "Get over Yourself" Roger Clemens was "heartbroken" over being left out of the video montage of Yankee pitchers at the Yankee's final game at Yankee Stadium. You were going to get booed, move on.



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