Gimme Some FACE (and other news...)

Since I found My Space to be so totally immature for a woman in her (cough cough) 40's, I have been feeling at a loss. How will I distract myself from my job, how will I be able to peek into other people's lives, how will I let people peek into my life and lastly how can I be absolutely certain that I am doing better than some of my ex boyfriends...even if I do have to (cough cough) embellish a bit.

The answer came to me from "sometimes fellow blogger" and slightly distracted co-worker Alicia...FACEBOOK. Oh yes, my latest and greatest way to add another addiction to my already fun filled life. I sent Happy Hour requests, play Texas Hold Em with people from all over and send Peices of Flair that are just tooo cute for words. I let all of my friends know what I am doing every moment of my exciting day. I highly recommend it. I mean how else could I let people that I haven't spoken to in 15 years know that I am bored or tired today or that it's raining. They NEED to know these things dammit!!! And the pictures..oh the pictures...the hours I spend agonizing over a pictures of myself to PROVE to everyone that I am aging well from the shoulders up (cough cough), that I have a husband and 2 adorable children. I have something to prove, I have no torso below my waist, I have had sex at least twice and the guy in the picture is the one I had sex with. And friends...just dozens.....I ratchet them up daily. Do I speak to even half of them...nope...but dammit I have friends. 'Nuff said..

Next topic....Greys Anatomy. Because I am too dumb to DVR anything and it was competing against The Office, I fell behind last year. From what I figured out on last night's episode I didn't miss much. However, a new and very interesting element was added last night. Kevin McKidd from Rome (one of my favorite HBO shows) is slated to be Christina's new love interest. Talk about Sex on a Stick, this show is turning into porn for women. Thank you, thank you Grey's Anatomy. 2 requests though, stop Meridith from calling Christina "her person" (we get it) and just get rid of Katherine Heigl (she doesn't get it), just keep showing good looking people having sex and I will be alright with that.

Ok, next topic....Hot off the presses from Yahoo Sports. The Phillie Phanatic caused a bomb scare by blowing up hot dogs outside of the ballpark. Fantastic fantastic... just had to mention that news blurb.

And a new amendment to my "Get over Yourself"...blog. Roger Clemens was "heartbroken" over being left out of the video montage of Yankee pitchers at the Yankee's final game at Yankee Stadium. You were going to get booed, move on.

POKE YOU SOON!!

T

Sex on a Stick

I love how dorky I look in this picture

I went to a wedding last summer. It was to celebrate the wedding of an old college friend of my husband's. One of the people that attended the wedding was a bartender from a local Irish pub that we all frequented...his name is Barry. Barry wasn't the best looking man I had ever seen. But there was something about him. The Irish accent? Perhaps....Was it the lascivious look he gave the maid of honor when she came strolling down the aisle? Perhaps..... But there was something about Barry that made the women at the reception go wild...including me. I didn't do anything inappropriate. I just wanted a dance with Barry...and so did most of the women who attended the wedding. Barry oooozed raw sexuality.

The following Monday at work, still flustered and a bit confused about my need to dance with Barry at the wedding, I told my friend Alicia the story.

"Oh, he was Sex on a Stick"
"what?"
"Sex on a Stick"

Sex on a Stick is a guy who eminates raw sexuality. Like Barry, he doesn't have to be the best looking man in the room, they just have a certain vibe, level of masculinity, sexuality....just something that makes them....Sex on a Stick. Someone who will give you the night of your life and swiftly be done with you and you are ok with that. Sex on a Stick doesn't buy flowers, or spoon or take the kids to the bus...and that is ok with me.

Who is Sex on a Stick.... well that could differ. But here are my examples

Tom Brady? NO-although I lust after him, he's too pretty

Trace Atkins? Yes, deep voice, tall...something very sexy
Brad Pitt? Again, no, no not sex on a stick

The guy from lipstick jungle, Brook Shield's husband...definitely sex on a stick

Javier Bardem? Oh yeah....SOS baby!!!

See where I am going with this?

Do you agree?

Ever have an SOS experience?

~T