Dear Trish.....
1) Get an eye exam soon, particularly for seeing distances
2) Don't assume that every Subaru you see in town is driven by your neighbor Kristine
3) Don't try to flash the person you think is Kristine
4) Next time you go into the neighborhood where you flashed the guy in the Subaru, make sure you are in disguise
5) Clean the coffee off the dashboard that you choked and spit out when you realized you were flashing an uberdad instead of Kristine
6) Get a life
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